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smiley mallet (ooak)

smiley mallet (ooak)

Regular price $400.00 USD
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type

love

enhancements

+2 charisma +1 intelligence

handcrafted from the softest minky fabric, this mallet is infused with smiles, granting its wielder the power to spread happiness!

equip this weapon to overwhelm your enemy with pure bliss, distracting them from the battle. this stays in effect until the enemy is exactly 1 mile away form the mallet.

***bonk at your own risk*** this mallet was made as sturdy as possible, but in the end it is still fabric! no refunds if you rip it \(*o*)/

***this plushie is not a real magical weapon. you cannot use it to defend yourself, or hurt others, and it is not a children's toy***

materials

minky fabric

foam

interfacing

pollyfill

pvc pipe

x1 rattle (in the middle spike)

x1 squeaky (in the front of the mallet behind smiley face)

dimensions

48 in tall (base to top of spike)
~ 17 in wide (mallet head)

care instructions

hand wash in cool water

air dry

comb gently with a fine toothed comb or bristle brush

do not expose to excessive hot/cold temperatures!

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