misery

handcrafted from the softest minky fabric, this morningstar is infused with the essence of saddness, granting its wielder the power to manipulate and amplify the negative emotions of their foes!

equip this weapon to bring your enemies to their knees from mental anguish  >:D

may they tremble in fear every time they hear your mighty rattle or squeak from a distance!

***bonk at your own risk*** this morningstar was made as sturdy as possible, but in the end it is still fabric! no refunds if you rip it \(*o*)/

***this plushie is not a real weapon. you cannot use it to defend yourself, or hurt others, and it is not a children's toy***